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Randomness of the Week 3 « Thread Started on Feb 14, 2006, 12:58pm »
One day there was a pony in the field and it was a dry day. Fortunately she came to an oasis and drank all of the water. Unfortunately, the water was poisoned. Fortunaltey there wasn't a high death toll. Unfortunately, ponies have problems with this kind of poison. Fortunatley the pony didn't drink enough to harm her. Unfortunately, the lion decided to eat the pony. Fortunately the lion's cubs didn't starve to death. Unfortunately, the lion did. Fortunately the cubs' aunt was able to take care of them as a replacement mother. Unfortunately, she was killed by the pony's uncle. Fortuantely the ponies uncle felt bad for the cubs and took them in. Unfortunately the cubs got hungry and had pony for dinner. Fortuanately the cubs became tired after such a large dinner. Unfortunately the pony's ghost trampled them during the night. Fortunately their ghosts ate his ghost. Unfortunately, for the animals nearby, when a ghost eats a ghost, they get ghost stomach pains that cause them to wail. Loudly. Fortunately the animals put a gag on the ghost, so no more wailing. Unfortuanately it woke up all the other dead ponies and the cubs were sent to Hell. Fortunately, they were kicked out of there and reborn as ponies. Fortunately, one of them wins god in a poker game, and is sent back down as a poor pony on a dry day... (hehe) Unfortunately the pony has 2 cart heavy loads for his owner. Fortunately, a bandit steals the pony from his owner. Unfortunately the bandit has three heavy loads for the pony to pull. Fortunately, the ponies were carnivorous so they ate the bandit. Unfortunately the bandit wasn't eatable and made the ponies very ill. Fortunatly the ponies werent ill for very long. Unfortunatly the ponies weren't ill for very long because they died. Fortunatly they went to heaven. Unfortunatly one of the lion cubs is god... Fortunately, the lion cub was a merciful god. Unfortunatly he was in an evil mood. Fortunately he was cheered up by some dancing chocolates. Unfortunatly he ate them so had nothing to cheer him up. Fortunately I'm not there. Unfortunately, the lion cub god was now really sad, because he had no cheering up chocolates. Fortunately, I sent a Carebear up there to cheer him up. Unfortunately, the lion was hungry so he ate the Carebear. Fortunately, a kind person gave him another one which was un-eatable. Unfortunately the lion god died and the carebear had no one to cheer up. Fortunately the carebear found a pogo stick and amused itself. Unfortunately he fell off and died. Fortunatly the pogo stick was bored and called for one of the ponies to play with him. Unfortunatly the ponies didn't come, instead a pogo sick eating lama came. Fortunately, the llama wasn't hungry, so the pogo stick wasn't eaten. Unfortunately, the pogo stick eating llama had a brother who was hungry so he came and ate the pogo stick. Fortunately the pogo stick came out the other end and hopped off. Unfortunatly he crashed into a tree. Fortunately the lion cub, being a lion cub god, was alive again and saved the pogo stick. Unfortunately, the pogostick did not want to be saved so it stayed in the tree. Fortunately, the lion didn't care what the pogo stick did, so it went off to become the king of Pride Rock. Unfortunately, there already was a king of Pride Rock called Simba. Fortunately Simba let him stay there for a while. Unfortunately, later they kicked him out on a very cold day. Fortunately, he found another home really quick and met a cute girl lion. Unfortunately, she was a robot. Fortunately, a fast-food restaurant opened up in the savannah. Unfortunately, everyone ate the food there too much and choked on their own fat. Fortunately, the robot lioness was still working. Unfortunately, she soon malfunctioned and broke because there was no one left to fix her. Fortunately, the world was quiet, no one was complaining, and everyone was still. Unfortunately, that is because everyone died from the fast food. Fortunately, I am done telling you this pointless story.
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